{"product_id":"jason-voorhees-inspired-canvas-wall-art-poster-40-64x60-96-cm-unframed-horror-movie-themed-decor-for-home-and-living-room-1","title":"No Littering. No Exceptions. — Crystal Lake","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/0597\/1248\/files\/3fc1b6c5eaa14e06954445c1daa0d743-goods_b94dfac3-3ae1-4224-9134-e3cc2dea13b5.jpg?v=1780434288\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eThey arrived at 3PM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eBy 3:47PM, there was a Doritos bag in the lake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eJason watched from the trees. Silent. Patient. His one good eye twitching in a way that, had anyone been paying attention, would have been a significant warning sign.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eThey came from the city — the kind of people whose crimes get buried under lawyers and connections and the collective agreement of polite society to pretend nothing happened. The investigations were getting uncomfortable. The cameras were getting closer. So they did what their kind always does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eA little vacation. Fresh air. A lake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eCrystal Lake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eBy 4:15PM, there were three plastic bottles floating near the dock. Someone had thrown a cigarette into the bushes. Someone else — and Jason would like it noted that he \u003cem\u003esaw\u003c\/em\u003e who — had left an entire fast food bag on the shore like it was a gift for the ecosystem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eJason had not asked for this gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eHe had, in fact, spent seventeen years maintaining this lake. Seventeen years of silence and dedication and a very personal commitment to environmental stewardship that nobody ever acknowledged. Not once. Not a single “thank you, Jason, the water looks great.” Nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eAnd now \u003cem\u003ethis\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eThe machete was not a weapon that night.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eIt was a statement about littering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eCanvas wall art — high-quality print, vivid colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e16×24 inch \/ 40×60 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003eNo frame included — because some things are better left exposed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCrystal Lake has a zero-tolerance policy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt always did.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(244, 118, 118);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou just weren’t listening.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Levesphere","offers":[{"title":"16x24inch(40x60cm)No Frame","offer_id":41725828890672,"sku":"601099738925674-16x24inch(40x60cm)No Frame","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/0597\/1248\/files\/3fc1b6c5eaa14e06954445c1daa0d743-goods_eeccae38-007b-4978-b59e-363324dd127d.jpg?v=1780428715","url":"https:\/\/levesphere.online\/products\/jason-voorhees-inspired-canvas-wall-art-poster-40-64x60-96-cm-unframed-horror-movie-themed-decor-for-home-and-living-room-1","provider":"Levesphere","version":"1.0","type":"link"}