Plastic Monster Mask – Friday the 13th

Historians will tell you the hockey mask appeared in Friday the 13th Part III, 1982.

Historians have never been to Crystal Lake at night.

The truth is simpler and more disturbing: Jason didn't find the mask. The mask found Jason. It was waiting. Patient. Knowing that one day, a man who drowned as a child, came back to life through sheer maternal disappointment, and developed an inexplicable vendetta against summer camps — would need a face.

And what a face it became.

Now you can own it. For less than a pizza. Which is ironic, because pizza is exactly what those teenagers were eating when they should have been watching the door.

• Plastic construction — survived 12 sequels, will survive your Halloween party
• Available in Antique Silver (classic Jason) and Antique Golden (Jason if he had better taste)
• Fits adults and children — we trust your judgment on which is more terrifying
• 10 Silver units left. 129 Golden. Jason always preferred gold. Make of that what you will.

The lake is quiet tonight.
It won't be for long.